Don't Look Down

I'm Troy. I love music, food, sports, milk, concerts, friends, chicken, stemless wine glasses, BBQ sauce, the slam dunk, rap music, album covers, hammocks, hikes, rhyming, laughing, learning, having fun, jokes, being myself, Oxford commas, new words, emotions, dancing, cute girls.
alyssaztrob:

stupid ears cc: sloanfinley 

SLOANS RIGHT THEY LOOK LIKE FURRY BACON STRIPS TELL ME IM WRONG

alyssaztrob:

stupid ears cc: sloanfinley 

SLOANS RIGHT THEY LOOK LIKE FURRY BACON STRIPS TELL ME IM WRONG

Parks and Recreation - Season 4 Gag Reel

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH MAN, THAT’S TENDER. THAT DEFINITELY HURTS A LITTLE BIT. 
THEY SHOULD CUT YOU OFF AFTER A WHILE, YOU KNOW? FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
I MEAN, I GUESS THAT WOULDN’T TECHNICALLY MAKE IT AN “UNLIMITED” SOUP, SALAD AND BREADSTICK MEAL, BUT STILL … 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH MAN, THAT’S TENDER. THAT DEFINITELY HURTS A LITTLE BIT. 

THEY SHOULD CUT YOU OFF AFTER A WHILE, YOU KNOW? FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

I MEAN, I GUESS THAT WOULDN’T TECHNICALLY MAKE IT AN “UNLIMITED” SOUP, SALAD AND BREADSTICK MEAL, BUT STILL … 

I doubt this will make me internet famous, but it’s definitely worth a shot.

I doubt this will make me internet famous, but it’s definitely worth a shot.